Monday, May 12, 2008

REVENGE 101

did some school punk bullied you?
ever been outcasted?
been trying to get revenge?
try these:
note: it could be for many or just one person.
its for college, highschool or elementary.
1. unscrew their chairs but not totally unscrewed.
just enough to hold out without someone sitting on it.
just make sure it's their chairs not your crush'es.
2. spill hot chocolate in their bags while recess.
then put the ants.... ^^, make sure the ants
are those nasty-biting red ones.
3. put icyhot in their gym shorts.
3. if you know their most embarassing secrets,
make the whole school know it.
i.e. shout.
4. as soon that they enter the classroom,
shower them with buckets of egg whites
and chicken feathers.
i swear, they'd look hideous. ^^,
5. if they have bicycles, scooters or cars,
put rotten eggs, old tomatoes and sour milk at it.
it's your choice if you want another combination.
6. throw ink-filled balloons at them.
make sure that the balloons are almost
gonna pop when you throw it at them.
so I suggest you buy those tiny balloons.
about the ink, it your choice if you
want it permanent or not.
and last but definitely not the least,
7. if you really wanna get revenge,
then why dont you steal
his/her gf/bf.
i know it's skanky but,
if you really, badly wanna get revenge,
then do this.
nothing hurts like the wound
of the heart. trust me, you'll
only use this in super duper
ultra hatred.
tnx for reading.
hope I helped those people who badly
wanna get revenge... ^^,